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Life – The Sound of Music

I’d had a moment.

Shadowclub’s song “Good Morning Killer” played on the radio as I left the office; about half a minute later I’d heard the same track rocking out proudly from a passing car. There was something about those two vaguely related pieces of time (and possibly that it’s my song of the moment), that had left me feeling like Awesome personified.

And that was it. Except, not really.

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In the (+/-) 30-second piece of time that slotted neatly between the two vaguely related pieces of time, I had let my dreamer-self wander. Wander amongst the notion of a life’s soundtrack, my life’s soundtrack.

I’m no music fundi. Ask me a piece of musical trivia, make the future of my very existence depend on knowing it, and the chances are that you’ll be a murderer at the end of round 1.

And yet…

And yet, I dare to fathom a soundtrack for this existence! Such is the power of music I guess. So here goes, dear existence, let these artists weave their musical power:

Shadowclub:
It was love at first shadowy sound wave. I saw them live at Rocking the Daisies (2011 babeh!) and have been besotted ever since. They ooze what I imagine the essence of rock n roll to be.
Try: Playing their latest album whilst walking out ‘n about and see if you don’t feel like the coolest character in a movie (shot in slo-mo and with a black & white filter, hell’s yea!).

The Black Keys:
These masters of music seriously do not have a single track that won’t leave you feeling like you need to hit the road on an epic, yet self-reflective road trip. A road trip that’s bound to be filled with adventures that people will be talking about for years to come, in hushed silences of awe of course.
Try: Planning a trip that’s the length of all their albums, and then playing them all.

The Pretty Reckless:
I tend to cringe when I remember that the lead singer was that annoying chick from Gossip Girl, but boy can she SING! The sound gives a sort’ve rough around the edges, badass vibe. The kinda tunes that would play during fight sequences (like in the movies) where people bleed and other people smile at the fact that people are bleeding.
Try: When you’re driving away (real fast) after a blowout during a stopover at a rough-looking venue – you know, whilst on a mandatory stop after driving 2 hours on a long car journey…

Them Crooked Vultures:
A super band if ever there was one. There are certain elements of their music that seem reminiscent of a decade that was probably before my time, let’s say a ‘sound that defeats the constraints of time’. It’s the kinda music that doesn’t need affirmation, and I’d imagine it’s what plays towards the end of a movie, when the battles are won, and the bad guys are contemplating moving onto the side of good ‘cause it’s so much cooler. ‘Nuff said.
Try: When you’re making a quick getaway, or on the road home.

A life’s soundtrack is never complete, as long as the one compiling it is the one living it.

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Dear Dictionary: A New Entry

FauxCD
abbreviation (kinda) /fō/see/dee

1. Condition suffered by people with Fake OCD. As in, they don’t have to arrange their alphabet soup alphabetically, but they kinda like that they could be the person who does such a thing.

Whether it’s our ability to input a number of “symptoms” into a search engine and get a list of potential diseases that we’re suffering from, or the general human inclination to be hypocondriacs, we tend to self-diagnose ourselves on medical ailments. These ailments are often founded on poor Internet search skills, panic, or exceptional drama creation …

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Entitlement

Currently.



I’m tired of beggars. Car guards. People trying to forcibly sell me things I don’t need, whilst expecting me to be grateful for it.

I’m tired of feeling bad after saying “No, thank you” to the 10th million person to ask me for my money, even though I know there’ll be 10 million more before I actually reach home.


I’m tired of how all of this makes me feel like a bad person. For feeling uncharitable. For even the slightest doubt it causes in my mind, that maybe I’m not a good person because I don’t earn living, just so I can hand every cent I have over to every.single.person that asks.

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National Novel Writing Month

About a month ago, with great bravery, I signed up for National Novel Writing Month.

I knew what I was signing up for – 50 000 words in 30 days – and I felt that maybe … just maybe … I could actually pull it off. I totally ignored the fact that I can barely compile a blog post in the best of times.

I was going to do this!

A month later and I only sit with (an average) 1 500 words… in total. Not good.

I do know of a few (*ahem* over-achievers) who’ve completed the 50 000 word target. All’s I can say is kudo’s to them, I am actually in awe.

If I ever get the courage to post some of those 1 500 words, I hope to share my paltry efforts. In the meanwhile I’m going to stick to taking pictures!

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Xmas Wish List

It’s not quite Xmas, and I’m not quite religious, but what the heck. Xmas is celebrated by two major groupings of people; the religious, and the materialistic. And dangnabbit, even atheists can make some time to be a tad bit materialistic!

So! If you’re feeling especially charitable, and have been burdened with a bucket load of money, here’s my wish-list for the festive season (in no particular order):

1. An Android Named Desire.

HTC Desire

Because it is my namesake!

I’ve been rather annoyed with my Nokia N97. Usually Nokia’s have been pretty reliable in the past, but this Smart phone has driven me bonkers. It’s time that it stops. To help with this rather important task, I want an Android. And yes, I will make your life easier by specifying the Android I want – The HTC Desire. It’s just a dyslexic reader away from being my namesake, I could rattle off a list of specs that could inspire you to believe it, but surely the namesake angle is reason enough!

2. Guitar Hero (and a large monitor to play it on)*

Guitar Hero

Because there's a hero in us all...

I’m not sure if I love playing Guitar Hero because it’s fun, or because it tells me that I rock at the end of every game. Either way, it’s the most fun I’ll have without learning how to play the guitar. For the sake of music, get me this game – I’ll even dedicate a song to you.

3. Coffee

Coffee Machine

I love the smell of Java in the morning

I need coffee. That is all.

Find here: YuppieChef

4. A Cup of Awesome

A Mug of Awesome

A Photo-geek's Dream

It’s every photogeek’s wet dream. It LOOKS like a lens, but is really a mug! No really, it’s super cool. And I want! In fact, I want everything from the Photojojo.com site…

Find it here: Photojojo.com

5. Canon 7D

Canon 7D

A picture maker is worth a hundred thousand Xmas cards!

Photography = happiness. And a Canon 7D would make me very, very happy. If you’re feeling helluva generous, throw in a few lenses!

You can find it here: SA Camera

6. The Arch Lamp

I have a thing for light fixtures. I can’t explain it, so instead I’m embracing it. There’s a particular lighting choice that I’ve been longing for, “The Arch Lamp”. It sneakily appears in the odd TV series / movie, almost taunting me. One day I WILL own this darned thing. I will.

7. A Yacht

A Yacht

A boat by any name is just not acceptable

If you haven’t noticed by now, this list borders on the attainable yet sometimes insane list of items. I figured the last item should be the clincher. I’ve got it into my head that I want a yacht. And my inner spoilt child can think of nothing else. And unless my life takes some drastic turn, this is something that shall remain a pipedream, unless …. unless you Dear Rich Patient person can make it happen. Go on, buy it for me … make this gal’s dream come true! No? Well OK then. Excuse me while I sulk half-convincingly in the corner.

Well there you have then. I put myself on the spot and made myself think of some of the material things that I want. I shall bask in the shallowness for a while (which is convenient until I fully grasp the swimming thing) and then snap myself outta it like a good little dreamer.

If you’ve made this far, here’s a little dance, just for you!

*Because I don’t have a TV.

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